skarchomp:

At this point you could post an image of an episode of Spongebob photoshopped to show Plankton’s dick and people would be like “I DOn’T remEmber THIS FRom my childhooD!!!”

(via partlysmith)

sagihairius:

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

(via spitblaze)

femburton:

Too weird to livetoo rare to die.” 

(via catbountry)

kingcheddarxvii:

Reboot People of Walmart so instead of creepshots making fun of fat people it’s like Humans of New York. Go around Walmarts asking people philosophical questions I guarantee it’ll be funnier and just as interesting

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via cool-ghoul)

Mario Kart 8 – Sweet Sweet Canyon ft. Eminem (6,527 plays)

(Source: rabalogy, via spitblaze)

lotuslopez:

i dont understand how superwholock is a thing. like why is that one fandom. how are those things related. thats like having a joint fandom for potatoes, parking lots, and the name Karen 

(via spitblaze)

cisphobicshibe:

Things you shouldn’t use to describe trans people because they other us or make us sound like we aren’t people and are really rude and offensive:

  • "the trans"
  • "a trans"
  • "transes"
  • "transgenders"
  • "transgendereds"
  • "not-cis"
  • "abnormal"

Things you should call trans people:

  • trans people
  • people who are trans
  • the trans community
  • transgender people
  • supreme overlords

(Source: , via twerkyvulture)

rasec-wizzlbang:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

image

fuck off

jesus christ

Wasn’t demisexuality made up on an RP forum?

I know it’s a thing teenagers on Tumblr use to assuage the sexual guilt that society has ingrained into them rather than try to do something constructive about it

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

image

fuck off

jesus christ

(via spitblaze)